At least one Pretender is not a sentimental packrat, as voiced in the following lyric:

"I got no trophies on display,
 I sign them away,
 I mean what the heck..."

But somebody's got to do it, and that's the reason we're here.

There's nearly twenty years worth of stuff for you to browse through, so please take your time and have a look around... we hope you'll find something of interest and have fun doing it.
So, without further ado...


Are you ready, girls? guys?
click on the pass
and welcome to the Archives...